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Lyrics to "MAKIN' OUT" by MAD Magazine

I went to a lyrics site to find the lyrics to "We Never Dance To A Love Song" by The Manhattans. They didn't have them. So I transcribed them as far as I could remember and hunted down the old 45 to listen to see if I had got them right. While hunting for that single, I found the 33 1/3 single "Makin' Out" that came in a 1978 issue of MAD Magazine.

So, after I corrected the lyrics I had typed for "We Never Dance To A Love Song" and posted them to the lyrics site, I listened to "Makin' Out", typed what I thought I heard, listened to it twice again to correct the mistakes, and corrected and submitted those lyrics.


MAKIN' OUT
MAD Magazine
Featuring "SMYLE"
Lyrics: Frakn Jacobs / Music: Norm Blagman

1.
I wanna break out loose and swing,
Have myself a crazy fling
'Til those bells ring ding-a-ling as loud as can be;
But I never hear them chime
'Cause I chicken out each time
And I know the only ding-a-ling is me!

Chorus:
Makin' out! Makin' Out!
I tell myself I could be, should be, makin' out!
But all I'm makin' out from all this makin' out
Is that everyone's makin' out but me!

2.
There's this groovy chick I know
But we had no place to go,
So we tried it in my Maverick instead,
But there's no guarantees
When the dashboard hits your knees
And the steering wheel is wrapped around your head!

Chorus:

Bridge 1:
Makin' out! Makin' out!
I hear that there are Oakland Raiders makin' out!
Ralph Nader's got his hot crusaders makin' out!
In Star Wars you just know Darth Vader's makin' out!
Makin' out!
Jack Sprat when not eatin' fat is makin' out!
The Wolfman, any place he's at, is makin' out!
I've even seen a Muppet that is makin' out!
Makin' out!
Everyone's makin' out!

3.
There's this dude who's really great!
And last night I told him straight
That I'd like some close encounters with him now...
But we'll never get it on,
'Cause I knew my chance was gone
When he told me that I had to show him how!


Chorus:

Bridge 2:
Makin' out! Makin' out!
Now Archie Bunker, out'a shape is makin' out!
And Superman without his cape is makin' out!
King Kong when he's goin' ape is makin' out!
Makin' out!
Now Frankenstein, though still in shock, is making out!
I've even heard that Mr. Spock is making out!
Would you believe that my pet rock is making out?
Makin' out!
Everyone's makin' out!

4.
There's this girl I used to see,
She was very hot for me!
But she had to know the date when I was born...
It turns out, don't you know,
That she is a Scorpio
Who won't mess around with any Capricorn

Chorus:

Bridge 3:
Makin' out! Makin' out!
Steve Austin, when he takes it slow, is makin' out!
Ol' Santa with a "Ho Ho Ho!" is makin' out!
While underwater, Jacques Cousteau is makin' out!
Makin' out!
The Fonz you know 'most every night is makin' out!
And Charlie Brown, though he's uptight, is makin' out!
Count Dracula with just one bite is makin' out!
Makin' out!

Final Chorus:
Makin' out! Makin' Out!
Most everyone today you see is makin' out!
Most everyone, you will agree, is makin' out!
But all I'm makin' out from all this makin' out
Is that everyone's makin' out,
Everyone's makin' out,
Everyone's makin' out,
But me!
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